Delights and Annoyances, April Fools edition*:
Delights: low-lying puffy clouds, apple pie served with a slice of sharp cheddar, early dismissals followed by a drive to [ _____ ] **
Annoyances: the expression “kiss on the mouth” (i.e. This beer is so good I could kiss it on the mouth.”); the mispronunciation of especially (there is no X, assholes); the term mojo (I do not understand how this could be said without irony and/or feeling like an idiot.)
*I ain’t even foolin.’
** Today’s drive is to Portland!
whole foods pizza dough (totally worth the special trip) topped with: tomato sauce, cheese, sauteed spinach and garlic, trader joes roasted chicken patties (second only to an americano in terms of best ways to spend $2.49, imo) and artichoke hearts.
1986
true story: not only does this dude star in my favorite guilty pleasure movie of all time (hint: i must break you) but he also speaks seven languages and turned down a fullbright scholarship at m.i.t. to wear very little clothes and grunt occasionally in early 80’s american cinema. swoon.
the scene: sonic boom records employee (f1) oogling over her new kurt vile poster to sonic boom records employee (f2).
f1: i really love him. (stares at poster for 10 seconds) where do you think i should hang this?
f2: maybe above your bed?
f1: nah. that’s where i hung my led zepplin poster.
baked spinach mise en place.
recipe: julia child by way of smitten kitchen.
wistful travel post #2.
i wonder if any other place will ever make me feel as blessed. angkor wat, maybe? must plan a trip there and find out.
oh to be swimming in the adriatic, choking on salt water while trying to stay afloat long enough to snap passing-by fishing boats, rather than in mackenzie 117 looking at spreadsheets and dreary denny yard.
progress, maybe.
we’ll find out for sure at dinner tonight.
today/was/special
-paid off credit card debt (which i’ve had in some form since 1999 and which at times totaled a number of digits i can’t bring myself to disclose to even the closest of friends).
-finished an epic report for the provost.
-nothing to do to me but special nonetheless: ray allen drained mad 3s.
I’ve spent the last 27 days making two loaves of bread.
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Brian bought me the Tartine Bread cookbook for Christmas this year. Tartine is a bakery on Valencia in San Francisco and is close to my favorite thing about that city, which is saying quite a lot cuz I heart SF. (Other favorites: El Farolito burritos, Dynamo Donuts, and the entire cocktail menu at Luna Park.)
The basic country bread recipe starts on page 42 and ends on 79. Yep, for reals. A basic country bread textbook, essentially. On January 4th I began making the starter (equal parts water and a 50/50 mix of white and whole wheat flour which you “feed” everyday by discarding 80% of it, and replacing the discarded part with more flour and water, repeat, repeat, repeat til you see signs of life). By Jan 15th I had done every imaginable Google search variation on “bread making Seattle Tartine recipe tips” and was real close to throwing in the towel. My culture smelled disgusting and wasn’t doing anything really. Then I decided to think about some things I read in those 30 recipe pages, 800 times over and over again. SF is different from where I’m at - especially around this time of year. More mild… and likely with less moisture in the air. Also, Tartine probably doesn’t keep their heat at 62 degrees during the day.
So I decided to start feeding the culture with warmer water, using a bit more flour than water, and resting the container on top of a folded kitchen towel - rather than directly on the cold countertop. Soon enough, things started bubbling and the culture goddamn came to life.
I probably fed it longer than I had to but I wanted to be sure it was vigorous, as instructed. It still never rose and fell, like those fancy San Francisco starters… but it did bubble like crazy and started to smell somewhat appealing. Good enough for me.
On Sunday morning I started the actual baking process. Making the leaven from the starter, mixing the dough, resting it, shaping it, resting it some more… and by Monday (1/31) after work OMG I finally was ready to bake it.
I included the notes I kept on Sunday and Monday above. The bulk fermentation and final rises were longer than the recipe instructed so I could 1) sleep and 2) work, respectively. I think the bread tastes good… no Tartine, but better than decent for my first time. I especially like the crunchy exterior, for which I must give full props to my badass cast iron dutch oven combo cooker.
With the left over starter I’ll attempt this again next weekend… starting on Friday night and baking on Saturday before dinner, using resting times closer to what’s in the recipe. Meantime, maybe this will help out the next person to Google “bread making Seattle Tartine recipe tips.”